After some thorough research we've discovered where Omir Santos came from.
Apparently, he is the result of a cloning experiment first envisioned by Frank Cashen, implemented by Bobby Valentine, then tweaked by Rick Peterson, and finally perfected by none other than Tom Seaver, whose "vineyards" are actually an ultra-classified breeding ground that the Hall of Famer has been running for over a decade.
First, they took some DNA from Paul LoDuca and Carlos Beltran, then combined them. After the embryo was successfully developed, Gary Carter and Keith Hernandez began teaching Santos how to play like a Met.
The results, to date, have been stunning.
Omir Santos 2009 Season Stats | ||||||||||||||||
SPLITS | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
Season | 16 | 40 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | .300 | .310 | .500 | .810 |
Career | 26 | 46 | 7 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | .239 | .250 | .413 | .663 |
Last 7 | 7 | 11 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .273 | .308 | .455 | .762 |
Projected | 148 | 370 | 74 | 111 | 28 | 9 | 9 | 74 | 9 | 83 | 0 | 0 | .300 | .310 | .500 | .810 |
9 comments:
Haha! This is fantastic.
LOL...thanks...doesn't he look and play like a mix of those guys?
You're mad Singer Mad I tell you
The possibilities here are endless
That is funny as hell.
I have a MANCRUSH ON OMIR TOO!!!
What do you think they will do when Schneider gets back?
Tough question...I personally think Castro is done when Schneider gets back, but you never know.
Shrek is so damn fragile, and the team COULD go with one less arm in the pen.
Thumbs up!
Tough call for the Mets - what no hit medicore defensive catcher should they go with?
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