You know Andy, don't you?
Didn't you have Mr. Jackson's 10th grade chemistry together? No? Didn't he date Marie Francona--you know, Joey's sister? No?
Oh yeah, wait a minute...he's the 32-year old with the lifetime .300 batting average in the minors, who also happens to have a .199 lifetime batting average in 260 big league plate appearances.
Yeah, that guy.
And this, my friends, is the real reason Omar Minaya must go--he's decimated our farm system with poor drafts and poor trades.
Andy Green, it's nice to meet you...what are you doing at Citi Field, and why can't you hit big league pitching?
Monday, August 17, 2009
by Dave Singer