We just received a copy of the following memo:
OK, there are actually very few individuals on this team in a slump, but make no mistake, the team itself is slumping. We are all slumping.As such, I am issuing a mandate: every Met player, and that includes myself and all the coaches, will wear these until a 4 game win streak has been achieved.
-- Jerry Manuel
7 comments:
how about this to break the slump - make them watch Bull Durham on the plane ride home and get inspiration from that. if that doesn't work, make them write a 1000 word essay on why they're not playing well.
Jose Reyes already wears these.
I guess we know what Jerry's "big change" is.
Dave do you have one of those in a thong?
Yes, but I'm wearing it right now.
I'll wash them tonight and send them your way for the weekend series.
Dave get it to me by Saturday as I'm going to the game Sunday and I want to prance around the Centerfield Food Court in it
They maybe slightly soiled after this pitching performance.
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