NY Sports Dog: Slumpbusters

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Slumpbusters

We just received a copy of the following memo:

OK, there are actually very few individuals on this team in a slump, but make no mistake, the team itself is slumping. We are all slumping.

As such, I am issuing a mandate: every Met player, and that includes myself and all the coaches, will wear these until a 4 game win streak has been achieved.

-- Jerry Manuel

7 comments:

DyHrdMET said...

how about this to break the slump - make them watch Bull Durham on the plane ride home and get inspiration from that. if that doesn't work, make them write a 1000 word essay on why they're not playing well.

Anonymous said...

Jose Reyes already wears these.

Berger said...

I guess we know what Jerry's "big change" is.

kranepool society said...

Dave do you have one of those in a thong?

Dave Singer said...

Yes, but I'm wearing it right now.

I'll wash them tonight and send them your way for the weekend series.

kranepool society said...

Dave get it to me by Saturday as I'm going to the game Sunday and I want to prance around the Centerfield Food Court in it

Dave Singer said...

They maybe slightly soiled after this pitching performance.

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