- Re-connect with your dog...he's missed you.
- Re-connect with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend...see above.
- Watch Game 6 on DVD.
- Design your own Jose Reyes handshake, and increase your happiness.
- Do something pretty good (that doesn't involve Mindy McCready), imagine fans are clapping crazily for you, then sit down calmly and bask in your own inner glow.
- Play the Joe Smith Game...take 10 tennis balls, a garbage can, and practice submarining until your elbow falls off, then grab a beer and watch the magic happen.
- Go to your woodshop and design an anti-bunion shoe for El Duque.
- Take out the garbage and clean the inside of your car...it's time.
- Re-read "The Bad Guys Won" and get happier than Jose executing your new perfect handshake.
- Go Buckner yourself.
Tomorrow is another day Mets Fans!
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