Roger Clemens Apparently Not a Cy Young in the Bedroom

According to this video report, Mindy McCready is releasing a sex tape.

McCready is the former "close family friend" of Cy Young award winner and steroid freak Roger Clemens.

According to the report Roger had difficulties "getting it up."

McCready goes on to reveal just how far she did or didn't go with several celebrities, and refers to her ex-fiancé Dean “Superman” Cain as being better equipped behind closed doors then Clemens.

Reading all this sure makes me long for the good old-fashioned stories like "Bull Durham" and the delightful performance of Susan Sarandon and her luscious melons of joy.

Now THAT was a baseball Annie.

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Johan Santana is the MAN

He's the Man, not a man, not some guy, not a great pitcher...he is the MAN!

Tonight, with his team's season hanging in the balance, he pitched a gem...a 125 pitch gem.

He also had a hit and scored 2 runs to boot.

At 15-7 on the year with a 2.64 ERA and a 1.17 WHIP, he's proven to be worth every single penny invested in him.

With just a little help from the bullpen he would be 22-6 and the front runner for NL Cy Young.

The Mets Magic Number for the Wildcard is down to 5, and the Brewers are currently losing to the Pirates.

He has not lost a game since...June 28th...an incredible string of starts.

Thank you Johan...you are the MAN!