Dear Billy Wagner: My Apology

Dear Billy,

I'm sorry your teammates are letting you down.

I'm sorry there is no defined player-leader among the position players.

I'm sorry so many players leave quickly after the game and don't take time for the media.

I'm sorry the team is playing under their potential.

I'm sorry you are upset.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Now can we play some fucking baseball?

Thanks,
Dog