Nope, not gonna do it.
- I won't say that he pointed to the sky after hitting his father-in-law.
- I won't compare Frankie's Golden Gloves to David Wright's Golden Sombrero.
- I won't say the Mets finally found their slugger.
- Not gonna tell you that the Mets have decided to cancel Family Day
- I won't sit here and wonder why Frankie got arrested after hitting his father-in-law on one occasion while Luis Castillo has been slapping things all year.
- I won't compare Frankie's hitting to Francoeur's...too easy, and as one fan on Twitter said, "If Francoeur swung at his father-in-law, he'd miss."
- Finally, I will not tell you that K-Rod doubled his team's hit total on the night.
